The thing about this blog is that you’re really not getting every story. I wish you were because there are a lot of really good small ones but I can only remember the more major events since I don’t write regularly. If it’s any consolation, I’m writing more regularly in a journal I’ve got going but that doesn’t help you much. Maybe when I get back I can fill you in on the little things. I say that because I’m having a little trouble remembering what all happened during December. There was this…and that other thing…and that thing or two in Hengyang…plus that place that we went to with that person that time…lots of stuff really.
Most of December passed with us doing work. My schedule for the last 4 or 5 weeks has been 25-30 hours of classes every week. Not a ton but enough to take up a significant portion of my time. It’s good though since my new classes were all English majors. Their English is miles above the students I had prior to them so it made my classes a lot more fun. We work out of the textbook sometimes (but it’s boring). We do classroom activities the rest of the time. Anything from movies to discussions to playing tag outside (I have videos). I’ve made a lot of little student buddies from these last few weeks. Last week was finals week. My final was easy, really easy I think. All they had to do was write a 1-3 minute speech and present it to the class. Some were great, others not so much. It’s surprising how much stage fright Chinese students have. It’s really evident how much emphasis is placed on rote memorization rather than creativity. If you walk outside of the rules a little bit, they freak out.
I’ll try to do this in mostly chronological order. On December 23rd, our friend May from Hengyang had her wedding ceremony. For her wedding, we all met in a large hotel reception area. The decorations were nice and the people were happy, but the ceremony itself was nothing too religious. It seemed more like a collection of people speaking about how happy they were for the couple and then the couple themselves speaking about how happy they were to see everyone. A couple of kisses later it was all over. But the customs surrounding it were pretty cool. As soon as we walked in, cigarettes were shoved into our hands. They love cigarettes over here! I’m not kidding…love them. The entire wedding party continuously handed them out to us in celebration. When the bride and groom came around visiting the tables, every guest received at least two cigarettes from a man following them who was carrying a tray full of cigarettes. In the center of our table was a large bowl. When we sat down it was filled with candy and boxes of cigarettes (apparently expensive ones). I left that wedding with 18 cigarettes. The meal was the standard multiple courses with all of the dishes brought out and placed on the lazy Susan for everyone to pass around. I don’t know a whole lot about Chinese weddings, but the meal seemed to be a very nice one. The MC (because that’s really what it was, no priest or anything) was the hotel manager I’m pretty sure. There were some elements about the wedding that almost made it seem like a game show. Bright lights, lots of people taking the microphones, and loud noises all the time. It was fast too. Two hours after we arrived it was all over.
Christmas came along soon after that. Emily came from Hengyang to spend the holiday with us. Kirby’s mom sent her “The Christmas Story” and we watched “Home Alone” and “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” on the computer. It really sets the mood, especially since we didn’t have a tree. The Wal-Mart here has a few Christmas decorations but we decided against buying much since we’re planning a trip for the Winter Holiday. This time Kirby’s mom was the one who mailed over the holiday food. But we didn’t buy the chicken for this meal. Just stuffing, potatoes, and mac n’ cheese. It was all delicious, except that for 3 days I was terribly sick. I had to lie in bed during the entire 27th…just awful. On top of that, my bathroom pipes burst. And the heater in my bedroom went out. So every time any of us needed the restroom or a shower, we had to climb six stories (which meant that I got to make that trip weak and nauseated…woo hoo!). The heater’s been fixed since then but my bathroom is still broken and my apartment has no water. The maintenance men keep coming but there’s always one little detail that they miss and have to return the next day. At least the college is paying for it and not me. I lied in bed hurting for a few days until I made a partial recovery on the 29th and resumed my classes to administer the finals. However, on the last day of finals I somehow lost my blue folder that contained grade sheets and all of the finals for one of my classes, so that’s fun. I’m working it out but that’s just annoying.
I skipped over this a bit but on December 24th, we attended (and performed in) our school’s Christmas pageant. The students had worked months on preparing dances and skits complete with costumes and music. They were great dances too. They seemed to come from all over China and the neighboring countries…the costumes alone crushed our pathetic rendition of Jingle Bell Hop that Kirby and I sang. Twenty-one groups performed in front of us, all of them impressive. Plus, some of the groups were our students so that made it even better. I’ll post a link to the Christmas pictures at the top. It’s worth mentioning the dinner that we went to right before the pageant. A couple of hours before we had to be at the school, our Dean invited us to a dinner at a semi-nice restaurant. We all crowded into a private room (they always use private rooms here) and took a seat. The President of the school and some of the other top officials had decided to join us, and I was sitting to his left. Now for some reason the officials of the school are obsessed with knowing how much Kirby and I can drink. That would be somewhat fine in a regular situation but the Chinese are not good drinkers. Their technique is all wrong. Every drink is a toast and a full glass…of something like red wine or white liquor, not just beer like regular people. So after a full meal and several alcohol-related challenges, we impressed the leaders enough for them to relent and we soon left for the pageant. Still though, the President continued to ask me if I were feeling alright from the drinking. To which he gave a slightly disappointed nod when I reassured him that I’m just fine. Seriously, they cannot drink over here. But you do have to respect the fact that they persist. They complain that their “head is swimming” after two drinks (by which I mean Dixie cup-sized glasses) but they keep right on chugging along.
New Year’s Eve came quickly after. The “Eve” part really isn’t that important to the Chinese. They prefer to celebrate on January 1st rather than the night of December 31st. For New Year’s Eve we went out to KTV (karaoke) with our American friend Dan and his students. Dan is a teacher at the other college in Loudi. After singing and dancing in an awkwardly intimate setting for a while, we made our way down the street back to the infamous Night Impressions and Vogue Club. The place had a sizable crowd so I bought us a round and we took a table to settle in and get ready for the countdown (it was about 11:20pm at this point). We drank, we laughed, and suddenly the DJ started the countdown from 10 (or “shi” in mandarin, the whole thing was obviously in mandarin). No one passed out Champagne, which I can forgive. But literally three minutes after yelling out “ONE!!!” and confetti bursting from the ceiling, the bar was empty. I am not kidding…12:03am the place was empty. I have photos. Everyone just got up and left. What were they celebrating? “Alright we made it into 2010, let’s get out of here and get into bed.” It was a really weird sight to see the mass exodus of previously partying people. So we did as the Romans did and left too. We met back up with Dan’s students at a small restaurant down the street. Starving, we devoured 6 bowls of soup and about 80 dumplings between the 7 of us who were there. The cops came in and laughed and played with us for a while. Police seems like a very relaxed profession over here. We soon left and went home…honestly, a little disappointed.
Today we did a little bit more traditional celebrating though by making dumplings with our friend Helen. The Chinese make dumplings for New Year for good fortune and luck. We got there just in time to help roll the outer coverings flat with small rolling pins (which I’m terrible at) and to fill those coverings with the pork mixture they had made and fold them up (which I’m much better at). The whole family was there. Helen, her husband, her daughter Francesca, Helen’s best friend and her husband, their son, Helen’s parents, and Helen’s husband’s grandmother. It was a big gathering, really fun too. Right in the middle of it though I had to run, literally run, home because the maintenance man had finally come to fix the water in my apartment. False alarm though. He had brought the wrong part. I returned back only to find that everyone had just finished the meal. Not to be deterred, I resolutely ate the leftover dumplings and drank the homemade wine while playing guns with the two younger kids in the living room. Afterwards, the three of us (Helen, Kirby, and me) went out shopping for a purse and some coats.